VOICE DIRECTION: The Biscuit Lady is female, warm and friendly like a flaky pastry

SOUND EFFECT: A microwave dings

VOICEOVER (MALE, ADULT) 1: Yuck. Well, I guess this will do.

VOICEOVER (FEMALE, ADULT) 2: You’re up early. What do you got there?

VOICEOVER 1: (Startled) Wh—Who are you? Am I dreaming?

VOICEOVER 2: I’m the Biscuit Lady, honey. And that poor thing doesn’t look up to standard.

VOICEOVER 1: I just need something quick before I go to work.

VOICEOVER 2: Dear, chewing through that thing’s gonna be a job in itself.

VOICEOVER 1: Ugh, okay. Fine. What did you have in mind?

VOICEOVER 2: You should start your morning at the Biscuit Shop. Home to scratch-made buttermilk biscuits and sammiches, freshly made every morning. We got over ninety unique speciality flavors. That beats the freezer aisle every time. We also do advance orders for larger groups, because everyone deserves southern comfort food at its finest.

VOICEOVER 1: Yeah, I can’t even look at this thing anymore.

VOICEOVER 2: Then stop by Eight McFarland Boulevard Suite One and get your biscuit on!

VOICEOVER 1: Roger that.